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stalker-itude

To be obsessed with an object of envy beyond all bounds of comfort or narmalcy. Being a freak and/or a social reject.

jenny: I'm Justin Timberlake's biggest fan.
John: Well you definitely show stalker-itude....

by lexn December 8, 2010


Polish stalker

For some odd reason, these Polish tourists don’t seem to understand that what they are doing is called impersonating a police officer and that it is illegal.

Weirdo Polish stalkers in England acting like they are V.I.P.

These weirdos wouldn’t leave me alone and mind their own business. I’ve never met such bizarre people.

by Gothic Miscreant September 29, 2023


Albino Stalker

term often used to describe an individual that is physically visualized as fat and just plain fugly. This individual spends most of their time staring at bookmarked pictures of women from their school. This person may also spend time masturbating to Wizards of Waverly place.

Im so horny right now I could pull an Albino Stalker. Where's my season DVD of Wizard's of Waverly Place?

by AEMan1234 June 26, 2010


Bum-Stalker

Somebody that has an (often perverted)extremely strong crush on them.

"I fucking bum-stalker, Mark!"
"You are totally bum-stalking Katie!"

by I Am Jack's Medulla Oblongata October 29, 2008


weird stalker

Weird stalker=Police police= jail=jail=drop the sope

weird stalker=Fbi

by My_dad_left April 26, 2021


Insta Stalker

When someone views your instagram profile and watches your stories without following you.

John is an Insta stalker he watches my stories without following me.

by OnTop January 21, 2020


stalker best friend

someone who is your “best friend” but treats you like there wife/husband and it makes you feel really uncomfortable because you really DONT like them that way😳🤚

male- i care about you so so so much
female- stop riding my cock you stalker best friend

by totallynotcarrie April 30, 2020