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a lifeguard; an adult designated to supervise and watch children playing in and around water.
A water watcher will give 100% attention to the children in and around the edge of a pool for 15 mins before another watcher takes over.
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A rock song by Deep Purple; also a must-learn for guitar players - although mayhaps some of them seem incapable to do so.
(Some guy demoing a nice guitar with dazzling playing skills).
Comment: Nice. But can he play Smoke on the Water?
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weak light beer with little taste
"What's up with the pee water they're serving at this place. The beer was was much better at Ted's party."
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1. Tap water made more palatable by a label with a mountain on it.
'yo sally you crazy gal, pass me the overpriced bottled water with the mountain on it over here'
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Effervescent posh beverage artificially charged with carbon dioxide. Only drank by tories.
Morgan: ‘Oh Theresa, pass one a glass of sparkling water please’
Theresa: ‘Only if you plan on throwing it over the peasants’
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A race of other-dimensional goblins, who suck water through concrete. When this happens, a loud noise is heard.
Good God! The Water Goblins are stealing my water!
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A person who trys to be amusing or entertaining in an over the top way and believes they have pulled it off, but in reality they have failed.
The comedian last night made his jokes so over the top, that instead of being amusing he was a water clown.
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