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the weekend, usualy once a month, that you spend deleting everything that you dont want on your phone, usualy the aftermath of a download week
guy 1: dude, im in for one hell of a delete weekend.
guy 2: good download week?
guy 1: yeah but now i have so many cat videos i need to get off my phone.
A weekend of doing nothing fun but dreary homework/work/chores.
Rob: Hey Bob how was your weekend? I went to the zoo.
Bob: I had an Asian weekend of reviewing physics and working at my shift at work all weekend. My weekend sucked!
shoes that are too sexy for work/school so you save them for the weekend and then regret it the day later because your feet are so sore
I got some new heels, but they're just weekend shoes because i can't wear them on a regular basis.
if you have a gf/bf or if your talking to sumbody fuk them cause it’s national cheat weekend. it’s always before christmas. it’s like a early christmas gift.
always the weekend before christmas!
girl: so you cheated with me
boy: babyyyyy... ITS NATIONAL CHEAT WEEKEND!!!!
girl: oh it’s ok baby i cheated too
If Valentines day falls on a weekend, your partner has to spend the whole weekend with you, because then the whole weekend is seen as a big Valentines day.
Tom: Yo babe, what are we gonna do on Valentines Weekend?
Jennifer: Oh, i was just going to spend Valentines Day with you and not the entire weekend, because im a snitch.
The weekend where all boys will get head from a woman.
3&4 of November is the national Blowjob weekend
A scenario where your bros make your corpse look alive, tell some chicks that you’re mute, and get you laid post-death
Chad’s passing is brutal dude, we gotta give him a Weekend at Barney’s