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To vomit so much and so violently that you destroy something.
That dude totally vomit-wrecked the back of the airplane. They had to clean the plane twice before boarding!
A person who gets turned on by shoving pickles up their ass will get pickle wrecked. Begging a partner to shove pickles in your ass because you are desperately horny
Person 1: pleaseeeee shove a pickle up my ass I’m pickle wrecked
Person 2: okay hold still
oh man i got so wrecked last night
that gary will get you wrecked!
Straponosaurus is a genus of large thrustarod dinosaur. The species Straponosaurus Wrecks (Wrecks meaning "keep crying $£ut I'll f**k you with your tears, that's right, rubber balls deep ho3" in Latin), often called She. Wrecks or They/Them-Wrecks, is one of the most highly sought after yet highly feared thrustarod's to roam this planet. Plowing a massive hole across western North America, leaving countless gimps, subs, drunk college chicks, weekend warriors, and jock catfish seizing, leaking, and sucking their thumbs in her wake. Straponosaurus identifies as a bi predatorial carnivore, featuring a massive round haunches Feng shui'd by the adornment of a long extending, heavy rubber staff. Relative to her large and powerful lower attributes, her waist remains slim and corseted, her arms still feminine while her shockingly powerful latex clad hands clench her leash and riding crop, confidently, the tools of her trade. Straponosaurus Wrecks is an Apex Predator and undisputed heavyweight pipe throw champion of the world. Approach with extreme caution and a full understanding of the risks involved.
Hey Tanner is Bryce off this week? Naw Bro, word is he found a rabbit hole while surfing porn on the dark web. Him and Thad threw in and hired Straponasaurus Wrecks, he won't be back, or walking again....
A fat wreck is a person, usually someone who is heartbroken or fucked up over a relationship, who has eaten their feelings, usually a large amount of junk food, and perhaps alcohol, and has reached the terminal capacity for food, and has no choice except to examine themselves, and the wreckage of chip bags, pizza boxes and beer cans littering their domicile.
A fat wreck can also be a large wreck, or a big mess.
"Man, what happened to you? Why is our apartment a disgusting mess?"
"Linda broke up with me, man. I'm a fat wreck."
OR,
"That ten car pile up on the freeway was a fat wreck. Traffic was terrible."
When someone does something to mess with your spouse and it’s either intentional or unintentional
That wrecking whore slept with my boyfriend without asking if he had a girlfriend