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Something a person says when a band they have liked forever becomes famous, and everyone starts talking about it. Said person gets irritated, rants, and says, "I liked them before they became popular." It's pretty much a more subtle way of saying, "FIRST" but it still makes you look like an asshole.
Person 1 : OH MAN I LOVE CHESTER FRENCH THEY ARE SO COOL WHEN THEIR MUSIC IS PLAYED ON MTV
Person 2 : I remember finding their Myspace way before they got famous. I liked them before they became popular.
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Never let them take you alive means that in situations that resemble a choice between surrender or fighting to the death, choose to fight. If the enemy is going to take your body, it it sure as hell isn’t going to be alive.
(Javier) “Wow, there’s just no hope for living the life I pictured.”
(Marsha) “Stop whining and suck it the fuck up, Javier! Never let them take you alive.”
(Soldier) “Never let em take you alive.”
A pickup line that doesn't work on everyone (including some british chicks).
Hey let me get up in them guts!
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the day where you tell your crush you like them! April 6! Good luck girls/boy!
I like you ~from you I like you too~from crush or I don’t like you~from (tell your crush you like them)
When one sees a woman's bosom and is so enticed he compares them to not one but two scoops of ice cream titties.
Comes in many flavors: titties and cream, oreo titties, neapolotitties, tittiemisu....
Jeff: Wow, i would scoop that
Bob: Well, i would double scoop them ICE CREAM TITTIES
Jeff: I don't know. I've never really gone for chocolate.
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Complete cluelessness and lack of awareness of one's surroundings.
Those idiots wouldn't know if they had a bus up them
BOOTSS WITH THE FURRRR
'SHAWTY HAD THEM APPLE BOTTOM JEANS, BOOTS WITH THE FUR GOT THE WHOLE CLUB LOOKIN AT HER'
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