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Used Napkin

After power assisting an individual with a blunt object, sharp knife or shank they fall to the ground in a bloody mutilated mess, like dropping a used napkin. Best used to describe the death of a useless oxygen theif.

After Nacho Stabbed Tran In The Throat With A Shard Of Glass He Fell To The Ground Like A Used Napkin.

by fucktard666 November 17, 2009

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US Conservative

A general term that can include many belief systems that can get confused together. Religious Conservative, Neo-Conservative, and Constitutional Conservatism are sometimes confused as if they are all the same.

For one example, a constitutional conservative may also believe in Christianity and therefore an unfamiliar liberal person may free associate and have knee jerk reaction to believe that the conservative wants to combine the church and state.

A constitutional conservative would want a powerless federal government and abhor government enforcement of theocracy. Oppositely, a religious conservative would want a government that is powerful enough to use those powers of federal government for the enforced values learned in religion.

It serves the purpose of liberals and progressives to cloud the conventional wisdom that defines a US Conservative.

A US Conservative tries to read and understand the US Constitution. A US Liberal tries to read and understand Karl Marx.

A US Conservative speaks of the Federal Government in terms of what "they" are doing. A US Liberal spaeks of the Federal Government in terms of what "we" are doing.

A US Conservative thinks in terms of Federal Government. A US Liberal thinks in terms of National Government

A US Conservative thinks in terms of State and State Sovereignty. A US Liberal thinks in terms of Provinces and National Soveriegnty.

A US Conservative believes the individual gets power from God and the individual gives that power to government. A US Liberal believes the individual gets power from the government and there is no other source of power.

A US Conservative believes government has limited powers only within the definition of the Constitution. A US Liberal believes the individual has limited powers only within the judgement of the all-powerful government.

by Techclerk March 28, 2010

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used tampons

A western delicacy consisting of two burritos (any kind) coated with bar b que sauce.

For lunch at work today I ate a couple of used tampons.

by John April 26, 2005

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useful idiot

Mis-attributed to Vladamir Lenin by Conservatives, (who usually learn of the term on social networks), it's used to degrade Progressive Liberals, who don't judge others from different countries, politics, or religions, as harshly as they do.

Conservatives often use the term to anyone who takes a different stance, whether the "useful idiot" is supportive of, or non-discriminatory toward: Socialists, Democratic Socialists, Democrats, Communists, Atheists, Catholics,, Muslims, Jews, Buddhists, Masons, Blacks, Hispanics, Indians, Arabs, Native Americans, and Europeans.

Thus, "useful idiots" are usually ignored, while they're blamed for "ruining" (ie. improving) a nation, and spreading love of others, rejecting discrimination, and equality treatment for all.

Conservative: "These are the facts that I've cherry-picked to support my argument."

Useful idiot: "But you ignored this, this, this, this, this, and this."

Conservative: "But you're taking that out of context! No wait, that's revisionist history! You just hate my version of God! You're actually going to listen to Scientists who know what they're talking about? How stupid are you? You should read my new book, that ignores all the positive contributions made by others, and ignores all the bad things about Conservatism, where I redefine words, revise history to my liking, and argues why Jesus was actually a Capitalist. I don't accept peer-review, by the way, because I'm right and always right on everything."

Useful idiot: "Your book sounds a lot like Conservapedia."

by KnowledgeBattles July 10, 2015

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Team Us

The coolest team of kings ever created. They enjoy making nachoes, winning kings, and fluently speaking in other accents when drunk. The team consists of Sock, Girl, Blue sweater, and Invisible hat. They have arch nemesis of team you. They will always beat team you, in any drinking game.

"Only team us deserves the nachoes, cuz we won every drinking game, and kicked team you's ass."

by team us February 21, 2009

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meep-us

meep-us is when you run around like a head less chicken shouting meep at the top of your little lungs.

the other day i proformed meep-us

by debbie davies March 31, 2007

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Among Us

A very enjoyable game imo
If you are crewmate: do tasks, vote off impostors
If you are impostor: sabotage, kill, don't get voted out:)

Person 1: Wanna go play Among Us?
Person 2: Yeah sure, what's the server code?

by mz5793 January 20, 2021

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