tim wakefield

Knuckleball pitcher for the Boston Red Sox.

Tim Wakefield throws knuckleballs.

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Tim Taylor

1. A male homeowner who thinks he knows how to fix anything, so he refuses to hire anyone to make any repairs, thereby totally screwing things up much worse.

2. Same as #1, except he goes ahead and hires someone, yet tells the repairman how to do his job.

I'm an electrician, and I had a real Tim Taylor for a customer today. He stood around and told me how to do my job his way, and wouldn't let me do my own work properly.

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Tim Freedman

The truly gorgeous and talented lead singer and pianist of the whitlams.

' That Tim Freedman's a bit of alright eh?'
'Dude, He's almost old enough to be your dad'
'gross!'

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Uncle Tim

A white person that will kiss the ass of nonwhites & say something like black people are better or they’re ashamed of their white privilege. Also known as white Uncle Tom.

David: I’m gonna join Black Lives matter! Because I think black people are oppressed by my privilege & Im ashamed!
Edward: You’re an Uncle Tim.

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tiny tim

The leader of a squad, can get down to any song you play, ultimate twerk goddess, knows how to keep her bitches in place. Hobbies include: tiptoeing thru tulips and dancing in shadows

Those bitches praise their tiny tim like she's a descendant of Jesus

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Horny Tim's

Another name for the donut franchise Tim Horton's

"I'm going to go get a Double Double at Horny Tim's"

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Tim

Generally gay. He lives in a box and has absolutely no friends. Attempts to fein girls but mistakes the for either men or transsexuals.

"Hey look at that Tim, it's really disgusting"

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