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Beyond all levels of tiredness. The most extreme level of being tired.
Crystal, I am so butt ass tired that I could pass out right now.
I am too butt ass tired to be able to fall asleep.
When your cousin fucks you in the ass and gives you a prolapsed anus (rosebud) and you ate Chipotle earlier in the day, so you get diarrhea and your anus looks like a tire
Last week I had a Kansas Tire Fight with my cousin Sandy.
The thing you say when your dumbass forgets to go to sleep after 12:00 AM but you're really interested in a 3 hour long video.
It doesn't have to be 3 hours. It could be Youtube shorts.
sleepy man 1: I'm so tired dude, why can't I sleep?
sleepy man 2: Probably because your dumbass can't peel your eyes off Youtube for longer than 3 minutes.
When you're training for an endurance race (like Ironman or long distance ultra runs or ultra-swims), with non-stop training, you drag your ass out the door... Every.Single.Day. to get the training done. In the moment of the training, you're in your glory, but when it's all over you could lay down on the ground and fall asleep in less than 30 seconds.
I finished my 3 X 3 mile training run at race pace that started with a two mile warm-up and finished with a two-mile cool down. I'm so shit bag tired, I could lay down in the middle of this sidewalk and fall asleep right away.
Something stupid Patrick made up.
"Tire swing pony things exist"
- says stupid people
-says stupid people
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When you consume a large amount of alcohol and you blame you're stumbling on your legs being a lil tired
Man 1: (man stumbles over stairs) man my legs'er lil tired
Man 2: no they aren't you're monged!
Driving recklessly through a rough environment (either off-road or deep urban)
"We were pimpin in the woods, we were blowin out tires" -- Skin on What It's Like EP