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On this day you get to kiss anyone named daisy. No matter the circumstance you can legally kiss a person called Daisy.
Person 1:yo what day is it
Person 2:May 3rd?
Person 1: No its national kiss a daisy day
Person 2:Woah *kisses daisy*
Person 1:*also kisses Daisy*
A festival for normfags, featuring: hot girls, herpes, overcrowded bathrooms, and mainstreamed dnb, minimal, trance edm sets.
Hey you going to electronic daisy festival this year? Nope, what...why not? If i am going to a rave, i at least want a comfortable head change not an overcrowded one.
A terrible disease where if you don't talk to Daisy for over 3 hours, you get grumpy an mad.
Dang do you have Daisy deprived syndrome. You need Daisy to talk to her soon.
A backdoor daisy-chain is a sexual maneuver where three or more guys fuck each other in their assholes simultaneously.
Ben and Joe came to our pod the other night, and we ended up having a backdoor daisy-chain -- I got to be in a middle position - fucking and being fucked at the same time.
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Mr Gotham had pushed up the daisies four years ago.
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Too happy all the time and care free. Optimistic. A modern day hippie (minus the drugs)
Wow, she's a real daisy pusher optimist, with that attitude you can wake up on any side of the bed you want.
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Being dead. Kicked the bucket. Gone. Out. Done-zo.
Guy 1: "Hey Guy 2-... Where is Guy 2?"
Guy 3: "He's pushing up daisies."
Guy 1: :(
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