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Tony Abbott

Australian politician that denies climate change. Stands for nothing more than getting into power. Claims to be a christian but shows his true colors when it comes to asylum seekers.

That blokes more racist than Tony Abbott.

by Adelaidedude June 27, 2011

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Tony Hawk'd

A term applied when a video game is released year after year with little or no improvements and/or innovations. A more serious form of a mission pack sequel. Comes from how the once popular Tony Hawk series of video games was run into the ground by Activision's greediness. Tony Hawk, and Guitar Hero are already victims, and Call of Duty is on the verge.
Notice how all these games are Activision published.
Hmm.

"About time to put it out of it's misery. Activision officially Tony Hawk'd Guitar Hero today.

by CitationNeeded March 31, 2011

8πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


tony starked

When an older man takes a young apprentice under his wing despite a lack of non biological bond.

β€œYo, coach D totally tony starked Tim”
β€œYeah man, I honestly thought he was his son”

by anibs July 29, 2019

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Tony Spagoni

An Italian Uber driver who extorts money out of passengers for the Mafia

Lawrence Exeter was harassed into paying $126 to Tony Spagoni

by Bird 789 December 11, 2018

8πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Tony Koo

A guy who wants to be prime minister that everyone hates.
He will never be prime minister but is Kim Jong Un's son.

He is such a Tony Koo.

by Jan Roldwell Isip January 15, 2020

8πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Toni Tonight

the coolest minecraft animator alive

person 1:"do you watch toni tonigh-"
person 2: " i have devoted my life to her"

toni tonight: cool and big and old

by 10Pointless November 17, 2020

8πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Tony Rice

A bluegrass lead guitarist known as the most infamous of the Clarance White imitators despite only basing his guitar style off of White's most cliche licks. After a short period of frustration, Rice gave up on copying White's melodic abilities and instead played the same generic licks in different orders on most every song. Rice then discovered Jazz Guitarists Eddie Lang and Django Reinhardt and released an attempt at a Jazz album "Manzanita" that bluegrass fans still cream themselves over today. While Rice's flatpicking style was limited to repeated cliche licks with no correlation to the melody, he was very consistent in his playing and had great rhythm, two traits his many fanboys never seem to grasp when learning his style. Rice began doing loads of Cocaine in the late 1980's, and thus his voice deteriorated and soon his face resembled that of a dying Walter Donovan from Indiana Jones. Despite these setbacks, Rice was still able to play guitar, yet he decided to retire in his fifties and lived off food stamps and donations from "concerned fans" despite being completely able to work but simply refusing to. Rice's legacy lives on among thousands of bluegrass guitarists who painstakingly learn his ten cliche licks and re-arrange them for all of Tony's Solos, while ignoring everything else about his guitar technique.

Guitarist - Yo man I just learned Tony Rice's version of Nine Pound Hammer!
Mandolin Player - wow that makes you the 10,329,614th person to figure it out, think you can stop doing that draggy thrashing mash rhythm now?
Guitarist - Bro rhythm is so overrated, on god imma go listen to Manzanita and learn a really crappy version of it.

by Certified Mental Defective November 16, 2022