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when your having sex with a girl and she has explosive diarriha so when you pull you dick out she explodes all over your trunk leaves and roots
Dude last night my gf gave me one hell of a dirty tree. I'll smell like shit for a week
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A shadowy figure rumored to live in the Botanical Gardens at the University of North Carolina, Asheville. Perhaps a man who rapes trees, a rapist who lives in the trees and rapes people, or a tree that rapes people. His only weakness is concrete, which he is allergic to.
"Oh my god! I was walking in the Botans the other day, and I thought I heard the tree rapist. Luckily, I grabbed some concrete just in time."
"Dude, I never go anywhere without my concrete boots. Gotta watch out for that tree rapist."
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Burning trees is one of many euphemisms for smoking marijuana.
-Hey man, you wanna go burn trees?
-shit yeah bra!
-sweet, you got a piece?
-fuck, mine broke, lets use an apple
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A small boring city, where there is nothing 2 do. And the cops here are retarded and would get shot somewhere else.
Hey lets go to Lone tree, umm how bout not there is nothin to do
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The act of climbing up in a tree and taking a shit out of it.
I took a sweet tree shit last night in Central Park.
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when a goat is put in a tree it is classed as a goat in a tree
look at that goat in a tree
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When you’re late to the turkey drop. The act of dropping you’re signifigigant other over Christmas break because you failed to do it over the thanksgiving break.
Did you hear about Will? I heard he just got the tree chop!