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Mental fatigue which prevents you from clapping. Caused by over exposure to applause at a meaningless childrens school event where every parent feels the need to clap anytime a persons name is mentioned.
Principal: ( who just finished reading the names of all 500 students who mastered the pencil shapener this year) "Before we recognize all the students who received a grade this year, how about another round of applause for all these future writers".....
Wife: " Honey, your not clapping!?"
Husband: "My hands are worn out and I'm going to need them so that I can shove a spike in my head to relieve the pressure from Clappal Tunnel Syndrom"
Very similar to the world renowned Dutch Oven but does require some set up or luck. Place a fan near the foot of your bed at the same level or slightly higher than the covers. Get under the covers. Fart. Lift feet. Brave people will use the covers as if it was a classic Dutch Oven. Cheers.
Dutch Oven!?! Please bitch. Ever been to a Jersey Wind Tunnel?
When a woman clenches her vaginal wall with the males penis inside her making a tighter sensation for the man
Frosty last night gave me an Indonesian wind tunnel it was great
The process in which a person takes a can of compressed air and proceeds to blast it within their anal cavity until the area of contact becomes dry, cold, and then later wet again.
Guy 1: sorry bro can’t go out my mom caught me doing the Alaskan wind tunnel again and is making me clean up my mess.
Guy 2: bro I told you, you need to keep that shit on the down low man. Makes a mess if you don’t preform it right.
Guy 1: I will keep that in mind, I was thinking about using a tarp next time.
Should the receiving party flatulate during a rimjob, the event shall be referred to as a Boston Wind Tunnel.
"Last night I gave jade a Boston Wind Tunnel and her hair is still standing up"
Chronic, progressive ache in the arm from taking too many selfies.
Doctor put my arm in a sling, urged I put my cell phone in the drawer. Diagnosis: "Selfie Tunnel Syndrome."
A term for a homosexual that likes giving it up mens asses.
I saw Kevin fucking Barry in the ass last night, he's a right Fudge tunnel engineer!