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To play Flappy Bird whilst doing number two's on the toilet.
'I'm going for a Flappy Turd!'
To exchange poop between two assholes by means of gaping and possibly tubes
Dude, I heard they were turd tubing last bight. Gross
When you drop unnecessary, unfounded, negative ideas or concerns in a conversation ... and then fail to provide any evidence or specificity to explain your negativity.
Why doesn't Bob KNOW FOR A MATTER OF FACT if we are compliant ... and if not tell us WHERE we are failing ... instead of just coiling doom turds in the middle of the floor!!
When u dip your dick skin in chocolate butter and stick it up your wifes queef hole and she yells holy shit fuck me again Jonny you got me
That bitch is getting the banana turd u got me
Loose packing material in the form of Styrofoam extrusions resembling peanuts, used to prevent breakage of delicate objects during shipping. Depending on the weather they can take an electrostatic charge and cling to your clothing when you handle them. angel shit
I got this Christmas gift in the mail that was packed in angel turds.
when your toilet isnt working and your turd spins continually in a vulture-like motion
guy 1: dude ur toilets busted
guy2: what do u mean?
guy 1: well u got a major turd vulture in there...
guy2: wow...