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A mountain turtle is that special someone who always knows how to lift your spirits. They are always there even when they aren't. The mountain turtle creates a world of happiness and a bubble of which you never want to leave. just saying her name brings a smile to my face. There's no one who could touch my heart the way you do. I love you, my perfect little beautiful mountain turtle.
I can hardly wait to see you again. I’m dying to feel you in my arms. I love you Mountain Turtle.
A turtle with suicidal thoughts and tendencies
I think my turtle is a suicidal turtle, he drank poison today.
The most adorable innocent cute charming person on this planet also known as tony perry the guitarist for the glorious bands Pierce the veil :)
PTV fan1:why is tony turtle so fucking cute
PTV fan2: because he is the cutest man alive simple
This is very much like the hand sign of "Awkward Turtle"
It is to be used in an awkward situation, when a friend or stranger says or does something that is perceived to be "Gangsta", totally out of their usual or perceived character
It is represented by forming the "Awkward Turtle" position, and moving your hands from left to right
Person 1: Yo, I totally went and saw this illegal drag race last night, this cracker pulled out a gun and we were all like "What the shizz! Be cool! Be cool!"
Person 2: Uhh..
Person 3: Gangsta Turtle! *hand movements*
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Cock Turtling is the term of which is used for when a male slowly inserts his penis into a woman's vagina, mouth or any other orifice. When the cock has become rock hard, like a turtle's shell, the man will proceed to "beat the rabbit" and fuck the orifice as hard as he can until he splurges, therefore beating the rabbit, the rabbit being the girl's interest in the action.
"Hey man, I was walking in your kitchen and I caught you Jenna fucking on the table. What the fuck man?"
"Aww dude, I was fuckin' her at that moment, I was cock turtling' her. Going in slow and then BAM right in the kisser."
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The art of pooping into a woman or mans mouth and them pushing the poop back into your butt using only their tounge
Skorp: We need to do something gross to her..
Tev: Lets give her the old bronze turtle bro...
Skorp: Ewww....
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Someone who uses marijuana to fit in often ripped off by dealers and exploited for money, often sold mouldy stemmy leafy and seedy bud as they are inexperianced.
or an inexperianced user
A: shit i just spilt beer all over this buud
B: sell it to daniel he's a turtle
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