A guy that likes existing….I think he played any games and has many common words for example “chimichanga” and “house blowing up creates character” wait no that’s deadpool I mean “gotta go fast” and “dr.egg man” wait no anyways he reminds me of Yukio Okumura tbh ultra probably steaks baby’s when they sleep at night
God damn it “The Ultra Gamer” stole both my baby and my chimichanga’s
The most feminine drink on earth.
Man 1: Hey look, Man 3 is drinking a Monster Ultra Strawberry Dreams.
Man 2: I bet he's wearing thigh highs.
Man 3: Stop it guys! *blushes*
When u more fat Than Kim jong OOF
Guy: bitch u ultra fat
Girl: no u
A cool guy who plays the videogame KARDS. The ones who play as Sovjet have probably long hair. They think that their ultra epic status comes from the fact that the combine their meta knowlege with a plethera of WWII facts to make them a overdramaric bezzerwizzer ingame.
Oh are you just an (epic gamer).
I am a ultra-epic-kards-gamer, peasant.
random idiot - yoooo i just got an s24 ultra
me - you mean a brick
random idiot - no
me - *smashes phone and throws it into the sun*
me - get an iphone and a life
Someone who is so incredibly lame, that I had to define what an ultra lamer is.
Did he really remind the teacher about the homework? He's such an ultra lamer.
Some damn brit that narrates a guy named Stanley who's employee 427 and probably drinks tea and says end is never the end or something
The Narrator From The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe is a brit. And I HATE British people.