Random
Source Code
Random
to give in; to surrender(see also: throw in the towel)
You are shot out bro. Time to say uncle! You better say it!
13👍 4👎
A term created by wedding photographers to describe a guest at a wedding with a SLR camera with big lenses and a flash gun.
Uncle Bob has little understanding of his own equipment which is often better than the official photographer and likes to get in the way of the wedding photographer spoiling and directing shots.
There was a total uncle bob at last nights wedding asking me how many megapixels my camera had and he was constantly getting in my way!
67👍 41👎
A nickname for politician Ron Paul.
I am voting for Uncle Ron for president.
46👍 27👎
When you punch your partner in the nose, let it sit for a day or two so the face becomes black and blue (but we all know it's really just blue). Now that the bruise is fully colored, cum on your partner's face and punch him/her in the nose again, allowing a steady stream of blood to trickle down over the cum covered bruise. Thereby, beautifully making the colors of our American Flag.
I was getting bored of just a regular blowjob so I gave my partner "The Uncle Sam."
9👍 3👎
An older mid 50's male, married or unmarried, who frequents the Philippines or other such Far East locations for the purposes of molestation. An Uncle Morris will be oblivious to the wrongful consequences of his actions and will often try to strike up conversations with strangers in pubs detailing his actions.
"I was in the pub the other day, waiting to meet some bird, and this old bloke came and sat next to me. He told me that he'd recently been to Thailand and had met a lady. He asked if I'd like to see a picture. He seemed happy and being polite, I said "alright then mate, why not??". He reached for his wallet and pulled out a picture of a Thai girl. She was no older than 14. He said that she called him Uncle Morris."
9👍 4👎
Marijuana that you and your friends got from an uncle in the family. No one really knows what it is, all they know is that it is bomb!
"Yo, does Jorge' have that uncle bud?"
"Nah man, but that stuff is bomb!"
9👍 3👎
Going behind someone and raming your knee in to their anus.
I really gave shooks the uncle ramus
9👍 3👎