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Strapping a dilldo on your forehead and penetrating your mate with it.
Dude one:"Yo! i Unicorn fucked Sara last night"
Dude two: "Awesome"
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When a girl straps a dildo onto her forehead, sticks it in a guys ass and nibbles on his balls.
Last night I got real drunk and Loraine did the unicorn eater on me. It was pretty cool in a fucked up kind of way.
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unicorn language is a language consisting of random animal noises mixed together that you can think of.
"i want some ehhasdrf" says person #1
"you want some WHAT?" says person #2
"oh i said i want some water. i forgot you don't speak unicorn language" says person #1
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Sex that is so amazing that it seems fantastical, mythical, impossible, or unrealistic; sex that transcends conventional reality and transports the lovers into alternate dimensions; sex that most people do not believe exists, even if it is described to them by one who claims personal experience.
My date was so incredible, we totally had unicorn sex!
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Yeah, I've been hooking up with different people, but now I really want that unicorn sex, you know?
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Two siblings who were born within the same year, but not together. Basically when the mother jumped back on the train the first chance she got.
You guys look so alike! Are you twins?
Nope, we're unicorn twins.
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The huge amount of sugar that you get on the last serving of cereal.
Dude, I'm going to serve myself extra cereal so I can get the Unicorn Dandruff!
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sparkly substance that is projected from the anus of the unicorn
Violet Unicorn- Help, my poopy hurtie comie outie, airgo, unicorn turd
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