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An online cesspit of pre-teen nonsense, pretentiously corting itself as a "slang dictionary".
Most "entries" are unreadable, illiterate slops of pedantic shit stemming from the creativity-throttled minds of our braindead youth.
Most entries fall into the categories of irrelevent, self-centered claptrap (in which the subject is not the word being defined but "I"), redundant repetition of what has already been stated ("me too!"), incoherent arguments about absolutely nothing, over-opinionated screeds from those who are the most unqualified to comment on the subject, "this guy is gay", shameless self-promotion, whiny, insecure pleas for acceptance from total strangers on the internet, extreme irony, intoxicated non-sense, and on rare occasions; definitions of slang words used in the English language by various groups of people.
Nothing wrong with the site or the guy who made the site. Just something wrong with who uses and what is contained within.
It's fun to go on Urban Dictionary to laugh at stupid teenagers who take their worthless fashion trends too seriously.
Emo preppy goth sXe scene metal punk jock hardcore abercrombie rap nerd vegan hippie hot topic liberal conservative wigger gamer juggalo redneck hipster WHY DO YOU PEOPLE CARE??? WHAT ARE YOU GAINING FROM DEFINING YOUR ENTIRE LIVES BY MEANINGLESS LABELS??? WHY ARE YOU ALL SUCH INSECURE, VALIDATION-STARVED, UNORIGINAL CONFORMIST VAPID CUNTS???
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A culmination of ignorance under the guise of a slang dictionary, with the rare intelligent definition lost amidst a sea of nonsense. Not to be taken seriously, though good for a cheap laugh on occasion.
1) Optimist: "Why don't you have any faith in mankind?"
Pessimist: "Because I visited Urban Dictionary..."
2) "I feel like self-victimizing some lifestyle/religion/etc., because the Media hasn't done it enough yet. I should go to Urban Dictionary!"
3) The student failed his essay because he took Urban Dictionary as a serious reference.
4) The child laughed as he posted another absurd definition for something he knew nothing about on Urban Dictionary.
5) The original creators of Urban Dictionary wept as their user-driven slang dictionary decayed into nothing more than a tragic joke.
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The propensity that Urban Dictonary has to accept words that are inside jokes and definitons naming non-celebrities, despite stating that jokes that display these aforementioned qualities will be rejected. For example; search the name Eric and click on any name that comes up. It is likely that the defintion will be of a non-celebrity and will contain numerous inside jokes.
Urban Dictionary says they reject inside jokes and definitons naming non-celebrities. But when I look at a random word, its usally an inside joke or a non celebrity! They should change the name of the site to Urban Hypocrisy!!!
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People in the City/School/Work who are laid back and like to observe things. An Indie term used to describe cool people.
Sally knows everything about the scene. Hence she is named the urban owl of her friends.
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He is Urban Bevk. He is sooo Bevk.
Bevk is he.
You must be Bevk?
In Slowene: Kva stojiΕ‘ k Bevk? Zakva si pocen k Bevk?
Dej Bevk no.
EJ!
Unknown: Ej! Urban Bevk. A greΕ‘ na joint?
Bevk: a? ne ne ne ne .
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Origin - Descended from the archetype of the yuppie an urban rube is a person with a simplistic and narrow minded outlook that is open to only to a very narrow range of ideas that are labeled "openminded."
Although the great majority of these people are living in urban settings this mentality is not restricted to the cities and exists can exist beyond through the influence of the media.
They tend to be university "educated" and subscribe to trendy culture and idealistic social movements. These qualities are not prerequisites to the title however. Urban rubism is polymorphic social phenomenon that continues to branch into new areas of society.
2. The phenomenon of the word urban rube has gone beyond its original scope is often seen to manifest itself in a variety of subcultures and often crosses socioeconomic strata from street level thugs to midlevel businessmen.
Warning - Approach intellectual discussions with caution if you are a free thinker as they are known for their fervent defense of their mainstream ideologies. They are often typified as having a world view that only encompasses the breadth needed to survive in the modern metropolises.
Girl 1 : "Why didn't you guys come to the PETA demonstration last night? We rubbed salt and balsamic vinegar in our eyes to protest animal abuse! See.. I am still squinting!"
Guy 1 : "I forgot I was watching the MTV Awards last night."
Girl 2 : "Uhh, I like... had to get my nails done... then like, Sandra called. She was like, 'hey girrrl' and I was like..." the groups attention shifts as she trails off into a trivial recital of the absurdly useless conversation.
Guy 2 : "Yeah, yeah, I was chillin with ma crew down on 5 st. We was sippin on some 40's of Ole'E and dicussin the ills of society and shit..."
A passerby : "fuckin Urban Rubes..."
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urban dictionary
A place formerly used to find out about slang, and now a place that teens with no life use as a burn book to whine about celebrities, their friends, etc., let out their sexual frustrations, show off their racist/sexist/homophobic/anti-(insert religion here) opinions, troll, and babble about things they know nothing about.
Urban dictionary twats
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