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speech virus

A term to relate to something that is said automatically. A learned phrase, action or behavior that when thought about might not save time and actually cost you more time than initially intended.

Guy one: How do you do?
Guy two: Who are you?
Guy one: Sorry just making polite conversation. A bit of a Speech Virus if you will

by Peter M July 5, 2018


Penser Virus

The Penser virus is a unfortunate Virus that cores a small child called Spencer this child will resemble the look of an rat but blond and clean and much less hair with A BOLD PATCH ON ITS HEAD IT will try to hide it with its stickey hair but you will always no its there always. This creature will haunt your every foot step if you are to find your self in this position the only escape is to grab a small bone from the Land of Bangladesh this bone must also be from a child called Spencer but it must be spelt backwards "Recneps" if not it will form another create called Wattam this create leaves a sexily bad smell where ever it goes

Oh my gosh you have the "Penser Virus"

by DR Penser November 1, 2018


Hoisting Virus

The concept of a "Hoisting Virus" is a speculative and intriguing idea, suggesting a unique type of computer virus that operates on a psychological level rather than traditional digital disruption. Unlike conventional viruses that manipulate or compromise computer systems, the Hoisting Virus appears to target human behavior. This hypothetical virus seems to induce a desire in individuals to adopt identities or personas that are not their own, leading them to aspire to be someone else or connect with someone unrelated to their true selves. The implications of such a virus extend beyond the realm of technology, delving into the complex interplay between human psychology and the digital landscape, challenging our understanding of the potential intersections between technology and personal identity.

Hey look, Timmy has the Hoisting Virus!

by Jumbletumble February 9, 2024


Bob Virus

First found in 2021, the Bob virus was a virus that made you say the name "bob" to the point of being annoying. It was first found when showing a friend a picture of Bob from Friday Night Funkin'. The antidote of the bob virus is to beat the infected person in a singing battle, though it will give them the beep boop virus after. There is a potion that fixes the beep boop virus.

Infected person: Bob. Bob. Bob.
Someone: It looks like he's infected by the bob virus.

by kirbyfan99 July 21, 2021


mid virus

The process of recently becoming mid (like a glow down) after a period of not being mid. This can be a permanent affliction or a temporary status.

Ex 1: "I think I caught the mid virus... :-("

Ex 2: "I know I've been looking kind of mangled this week... I've been having a case of mid virus lately."

by hdogevil March 27, 2024


The Doris Virus

A fatal virus caused by a person named Doris
Symptoms: Inclination to "I am Doris"
Cure: NONE

The people who are infected by The Doris Virus will say " Hi, I'm Doris

by Tw Guy December 19, 2023


Car'ona virus

Insane driver, that drives drunk when sober.

that hoe drives like a Car'ona virus but is sober.

by funny jokes April 30, 2020