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French victory

An absolute draw, or stalemate; Otherwise used to flatter oneself after a close competition where one did not necessarily lose, but cannot rightfully say they won.

“Hey man! I heard you got into a fight yesterday! Did you win, or what?”

“It was a pretty tough fight, but I think I pulled away with a french victory.”

by Virum_Vixen July 13, 2023


Dutch Victory

See also: “Dutch Surrender”

A scenario where the outcome of a contest is clearly unknown, but the individual involved (typically a Dutchman) is distracted by an innocuous task and exits abruptly without warning, but later claims victory.

Possible Historical origin- Battle of Gasselterboerveenschemond, where the Dutch infantry fled during a Wallonian military advance in order to “Head home to oil their windmills.” Yet later claiming victory in the history books.

I’ll take $200 Guilder for passing go and now I must leave to put new lacquer on my shoes.

But we’re in the middle of Monopoly.

I still win, I have the most hotels.

Typical Dutch Victory…..

by DoubleDutchman December 15, 2021


gravponic victory dance

a dance made when the editors on urbandictionary finally approve the word gravponics on their site. Since I have defined the word in its most basic form as it is just a portmanteau of 2 words. Ive also noticed that sometimes just because its funny they get approved.

When urban dictionary finally adds gravponics as a word on their site, i will dance around and sing i win, i win, i win, i win. That is the essence of the gravponic victory dance. Also see gravponics confusion and gravponics connundrum which also dont get approved no matter how funny i make these terms, urbandictionary wont approve it.

by doublestandarddems April 19, 2013


swing a victory

someone can tell that has won after a competition,battle,etc.

- You're right,but if he defeats these 10 opponents, he could actually swing a victory.

by stacy22 August 30, 2009


Victory Busch

The act of having sexual intercourse with a person who has large amounts of pubic hair while drinkin a busch light.

After "pulling a chester" nothing feels better than a Victory Busch!

by Cheddy Bear January 7, 2011


Victory or Death

When you'd die than to give in.

"We will not back down; we will fight until we are met with Victory or Death"

by Lukas Lazaar September 26, 2021


dubious victory

A questionable or suspect victory

Though the death of her husband was freeing, it was a dubious victory.

by LRaeH October 16, 2015