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To be awoken by your sister giving you a hand job.
After my southern wake up,I was ready to start my day.
A cookie clicker achievement for baking 1 cookie.
I got Wake and Bake 2 Hours and 3 minutes ago
when you wake up and find a chick on your dick to get a bit of that delicious morning cum (; similar to wake and shake
"yo dude Hanna totally wake and snaked me this morning! best birthday surprise ever!"
Waking some one up by grabbing their penis and ejaculating them.
I was sleeping until I got an awesome Macedonia wake up call.
wake your significant other up right fucking now. disturb their sleep. it’s your day to annoy the shit out of them for no reason. it takes place on every 3rd friday of june
“oh why are you up so early?”
“it’s national wake your s.o. up day, so i’m about to throw some water at this bitch”
Waking someone up by performing oral sex on the sleeping party.
He woke me by doing a Australian wake up
When you wake up, smoke weed, and immediately wack one out
“Man I had to wake, bake, and shake today before I did anything else”