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The only place in the world where you can buy guns, ammo, bread, shoes, wedding cakes, bicycle, DVDs, video games, paint, and tents in one store, as well as eat McDonald's/Subway, change your tires, and make an appointment at the bank or eye doctor
Guy 1: What else could possibly be more American than Walmart?
Guy 2: Morbidly obese people
Guy 3: Nah Walmart already has plenty of 'em
When life is not going well so you stab yourself to death in a Walmart parking lot.
Alternatively you could say walmarting
Person one: Today really sucked
Person two: I know right
Person one: We should go Walmart ourselves
Ikea doesn't like walmart
But lmao
Walmart is a store that doesn't exist in every place lmao
Ikea : walmart u suck man, ikea is better than walmart
Walmart : waht, das n 0t truuuuu
A store were you can see a guy strangling a cat with waffles.
Yesterday I saw 2 chickens fighting in Walmart.
The only place in North Carolina where you can meet up with your friends and goof off.
Suzy: “hey wanna hangout?”
Dylan: “sure, meet me at walmart.”
A mixed breed dog that is named after a retailer
Look at that Walmart barking.