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Any hoe willing to shit on a mans wanker to make it stand.
Boy she's a real wanker cranker
Someone who constantly post on social media whilst on holiday, at the airport, at the beach, by the pool...
Laura's away again being a right holiday wanker
A person who masturbates furiously, so much so that they are throwing themselves around a room. Much like a person who is having an extreme fit.
He was such a Thrash Wanker that the tent pegs came out of the ground
A person who comes to Japan on thier gap year to 'discover' themselves whilst saying YOLO every 2 minutes, walking around in a kimono, trying to 'immerse themselves in the culture', whilst failing completely, which only adds to their general twattery!
Look at that wanker, walking around in the kimono, he was always a good for nothing meff! Absolutely a kimono wanker!
1. One who plays guitar
2. One who masturbates profusely (male specific)
Guy 1: this band is so good
Guy 2: guy is a real noodle wanker
A person or loser constantly sharing inspirational quotes on social media usually threatening in some way and emblazoned on a picture of a fictional sociopath. Typically Tommy Shelby of Peaky Blinders.
"Jerry's wife left him again, look for our Facebook feed to be filled with Peaky Wanker memes..."
A person who masturbates in the room as soon as his roommate leaves, leaving behind no evidence of his deed unless the unfortunate roommate returns too quickly.
Guy 1: Does your room mate have a girlfriend?
Guy 2: No, but I think he's a phantom wanker