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The contents of a porn magazine
Wanker notes. "I'll now go home and practise my adagio"
A person who masturbates furiously, so much so that they are throwing themselves around a room. Much like a person who is having an extreme fit.
He was such a Thrash Wanker that the tent pegs came out of the ground
A person who comes to Japan on thier gap year to 'discover' themselves whilst saying YOLO every 2 minutes, walking around in a kimono, trying to 'immerse themselves in the culture', whilst failing completely, which only adds to their general twattery!
Look at that wanker, walking around in the kimono, he was always a good for nothing meff! Absolutely a kimono wanker!
One of unusually small stature who never suffers from blisters or friction burns on the hands, having gained immunity after years of virtually non stop wanking.
Well of course you don't get friction burns, you're a perpetual wanker.
1. One who plays guitar
2. One who masturbates profusely (male specific)
Guy 1: this band is so good
Guy 2: guy is a real noodle wanker
Someone who wanks in the tub whether it’s for pleasure or for preference. When they are taking a bath they decide “lets wank it”. The nut usually stays in the bath while they are in it.
“Ryan is a tub wanker he is so weird.”
A person who masturbates in the room as soon as his roommate leaves, leaving behind no evidence of his deed unless the unfortunate roommate returns too quickly.
Guy 1: Does your room mate have a girlfriend?
Guy 2: No, but I think he's a phantom wanker