Time to get a watch

What you say when someone asks you what time it is, usually to annoy them.

Bill: Yo what time is it?
Me: Its Time to get a watch.
Bill:...What the hells a watch?
Me: I DONT KNOW! :(

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Watch me whip watch me enslave

The dance move that slave owners in the 1800s performed

Master John: Watch me whip watch me enslave now watch me whip whip watch me enslave

Slave: Sorry master I will pick the cotton now

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are you still watching

Something Netflix nibba will say while you bang someone's daughter.

Netflix : Are you still watching ?

Someone's daugther : HELL YEAH! AW AW

Netflix : Understandable. Have a great day.

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Watching football movies

When you and your significant other are watching football movies that you don't care about. So instead you spend the enitre time making out. Then their parents walk in.

What are you doing tonight?
Watching football movies with my girlfriend

watch em is a qt

some cringy sentence used by surviv.io players to simp for watch em.

Showtime: Watch em is a qt :hearteyes:
Everyone: fuck off

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russian watch switch

when you pick up a russian chick and you see she got a nice watch so you take her back home a stick her watch up your asshole and when she asks for her watch back you give you your watch and keep her watch in your asshole for at least another 7 and a half hours.

Dave: damn girl you be looking thick *notices her watch*
Katia: thank you, BT Dubs im russian
Dave: letssss gooooooooooooo
Katia: wanna smash
Dave: Aight
*they go back to Dave's house*
Dave: lets get right into it
Katia: *takes clothes off*
Dave: *takes his clothes off and bends her over and has rough coitus*
Katia: OOOOOOooooOOOooOOOoOOooOOo that feels QUITE EXQUISITE
Dave:* pulls a sneaky and steals her watch and shoves it up his butt*
*5 hours later*
Katia: that was really nice can i have my watch back
Dave: no
*the next day*
Bill: whats up dave
Dave: i pretty good mate i just did a russian watch switch with this chick last night
bill:bro thats sick can i check out dat waych
Dave: aight *shows him the watch

Watch yo profanity

what you say when someone cusses and you want to act cool so you say watch yo profanity
can be used as joke when someone says words that aren't swear words
example: Bob - "Dang it, I lost."

Joe - "Watch yo profanity!"

"shit i got a bad grade"
"WATCH YO PROFANITY"

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