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a lifeguard; an adult designated to supervise and watch children playing in and around water.
A water watcher will give 100% attention to the children in and around the edge of a pool for 15 mins before another watcher takes over.
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Water infused with/steeped in fruits or vegetables for people who can't drink it straight.
Water infused with cucumber, water infused with blood oranges, water infused with coconut
Yuppie 1: Hey, have you heard of the new water at the Hydration Station?
Yuppie 2: No, but I'm excited already!
Bystander: Fuckin' yuppie water.
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The act of pouring piss into ones anus with a funnel, after which masturbating furiously for 10 seconds (acting like the pump on a water pistol). After which the participant squeezes the piss out of their arse like a water pistol.
''Last night my friend came round to my house and we both help each other fill out water pisstols then had a water pisstol fight''
''Last night I was practising with my water pisstol, I shot three meters''
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The exact temperature between Luke warm and actually warm water. Causes the uncomfortable feeling of not being warm enough, thus resulting in an overall coldness of the body
Lindsay: how was your shower?
Dan: it was bad. i stepped into a shitload of moses water
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Effervescent posh beverage artificially charged with carbon dioxide. Only drank by tories.
Morgan: ‘Oh Theresa, pass one a glass of sparkling water please’
Theresa: ‘Only if you plan on throwing it over the peasants’
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A person who trys to be amusing or entertaining in an over the top way and believes they have pulled it off, but in reality they have failed.
The comedian last night made his jokes so over the top, that instead of being amusing he was a water clown.
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A race of other-dimensional goblins, who suck water through concrete. When this happens, a loud noise is heard.
Good God! The Water Goblins are stealing my water!
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