tree weed

noun: Term for a Canadian residing in England.

"How's it going, Tree Weed?"

weed salad

When several friends are all adding a bit of their weed to the bowl and they all have differing weed, much like the differing ingredients in a garden salad.

Friend: "We've got a weed salad here! There's some indoor, some outdoor, a bit of headies, it's all good!"

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dill weed

A person who generaly is not smart. This person cannot realize the obvious and is oblivious to reality.

Stop reading this dictionary you stupid dillweed.

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Shotgun Weed

To shotgun weed is when one person forces marijuana smoke into the mouth of another person. There are three main ways to do this.

1: Most common way; When smoking a joint or a blunt, one person turns it backwards so the lit part is in their mouth (usually between their teeth). Another person puts their mouth on the other end (the end your mouth would usually go on) and sucks while the other person blows into it.

2: Have both people make a tight tunnel with their hands. One person takes a hit of marijuana and blows into one end of the tunnel while the other person sucks on their end of the tunnel.

3: One person takes a hit of marijuana and holds the smoke in their mouth. They press their lips onto another person and open their mouth while the other person sucks the smoke in.

"Hey, do you want me to shotgun you?"

"Does she want to shotgun weed?"

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Weed Purgatory

<Noun> A wretched state of mind stoners encounter when too high and their remote to the TV won't work; usually stuck on the worst infomercial ever made. These fools are too lazy to get up to change the channel and are thus, in a torturous place because they are forced to watch bad television.

Jay accidentally stepped on the remote so he and Miller were stuck watching Oxy Clean infomercials all night long. They were condemned to weed purgatory.

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weeding class

A class in college designed specifically to fail students who are not good enough for a particular major. These courses usually have a high failure rate. The students who fail that class are "weeded" out of that major.

He could not major in biology after he failed genetics. Genetics was a weeding class.

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Dink Weed

A jerk, an idiot. A person who is full of themselves and acts like an ass.
Commonly used in the greater Boston area in the late 1970-early 80's

Hey Sully, don't be a wicked dink weed up at the gaaden, we don't want be thrown out again

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