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1. green day song from American Idiot about a boy and a girl where the boy has to go to the army. In reality, this song was influenced by Billie Joe Armstrong growing up without a dad, who died when he was only 10.
2. what people might say if someone they knew died in 9/11
1. Summer has come and passed
The innocent can never last
Wake me up when September ends
Like my fathers come to pass
Seven years has gone so fast
Wake me up when September ends
Here comes the rain again
Falling from the stars
Drenched in my pain again
Becoming who we are
As my memory rests
But never forgets what I lost
Wake me up when September ends
Summer has come and passed
The innocent can never last
Wake me up when September ends
Ring out the bells again
Like we did when spring began
Wake me up when September ends
Here comes the rain again
Falling from the stars
Drenched in my pain again
Becoming who we are
As my memory rests
But never forgets what I lost
Wake me up when September ends
Summer has come and passed
The innocent can never last
Wake me up when September ends
Like my father's come to pass
Twenty years has gone so fast
Wake me up when September ends
Wake me up when September ends
Wake me up when September ends
2. person 1: dude do u remember 9/11
person 2: bro wake me up when september ends
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When a woman is menstruating, opt for anal intercourse with her.
Kevin: Daddy, as you are always beating me at snooker, you got any advice for me?
John: Yes son, when the red is over the pink, go for the brown.
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help a accidentally build a jeep
the world ends when you accidentally build a jeep.
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May 4th 2021
It's star wars day and Mayday for the Greeks, so it's basically a sin to study on this day
-Hi , I have 3 assignments to hand in till the end of the week , I need to study today.
-HOW DARE YOU , it's the day when you shouldn't study , 04/05/21 star wars day AND Mayday , we don't study on this day.
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A term said by Asian parents to show you how fucked up their lives were back then.
"Dad, can you drive me to school today?"
"Oh my god lah. When I was 9 years old... I used to walk twenty miles to get to school, uphill, both ways, ON ONE FOOT. MY OTHER FOOT WAS FUCKING STARTING A BUSINESS YOU LITTLE FUCK. DO YOU WANT TO GET SENT JESUS?"
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facebook saying
when you dont like someones status but not cause your hating just cause you thought it was cool
facebook friend.. i love my iphone4
me .. wheres the dislike button when you need it?
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The equivalent of the saying "when pigs fly".
Guy 1: Hey dude, can I borrow 20 dollars from you, I'll pay you back tomorrow?
Guy 2: Hell no! I'll let you borrow 20 dollars when duke nukem forever comes out...
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