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Flaccid, impotent male genitals that result from consuming too much alcohol (esp. whiskey or bourbon).
"He got so drunk and later, in bed, he had a total whiskey tortoise. I lied and told him that it was fine and that all that mattered was being close to him."
When your drink a lot whiskey/scotch/bourbon and driving a car afterwards.
“Be careful getting behind the wheel tonight… I’ve had some close scrapes on the whiskey express”
When you can’t get a boner but have sex anyways
Him:”it’s in”
Her: “I don’t feel anything, you dippin whiskey bits?”
sexual activity in which a women grabs a glass (preferably those tiny ones turkish people use to drink their black tea yk what i mean) and squirts inside of it
A: OH MAN i totally did the whiskey in a hot glass last week
B: damn
To consume an obsene amount of whiskey resulting in perfuse sweating.
Victor Standingbear broke out in the whiskey sweets after drinking to much firewater.
When a bunch of drunk men want to try something new and take shots of whiskey off each other’s exposed anus’
“We got so drunk last night that Hannah has video evidence of us doing a Dirty Whiskey!”
Drinking enough whiskey and yelling enough the night before that you can't talk the next day.
My little monster drove me to Whiskey Throat yesterday...