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A person who doesn't know anything about wine tasting culture. This type of person may get drunk at the first winery, not knowing there will be more tastings at multiple other wineries to follow.
Duder 1: "Can't believe you paid for 8 samples. You're gonna get tossed."
Duder 2: "What's wrong with that?"
Duder 1: "You know we're going to like 4 other wineries right?"
Duder 2: "OMG! Really? I thought we'd just kick it here."
Duder 1: "Such a wine tasting noob dude."
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A homosexual. One who enjoys a bottle of white wine and the company of a dude.
A gay can be known as: a fag, a fairy, a white wine drinker, anyone English..."
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After having a few glasses of wine and reaching a buzz, this is the effect of gravity versus mind not allowing you to feel any more buzz. The wine begins to taste like juice and you feel no more effects regardless of continued consumption.
hayley: My cheeks felt rosy after those first 2 glasses of wine, but I no longer feel any increasing effects now that I am onto my third.
justin: that is because you have reached your terminal wine velocity.
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Similar to netflix and chill but more sophisticated. You invite a girl over to "wine and prime" if you consider her to be girlfriend material.
Yo Jessica is definitely an Amazon prime and wine kina girl. She goes to the gym, AND has a good job.
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"Full-bodied at the front, but bad in taste!"
Dolly Parton wines are dime-a-dozen, and just like the cheesbutt 'cuntry' singer... they are signs of nouveau-riche blandoise.
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when you pee a little in your undies. usually from laughter.
I just had a wine spritzer or that joke was so funny I wine spriztered.
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when you start/are on your period.
the red wine is yur blood (duh.)
n a fiasco is a big to do, not allways a good one ;)
the good thing is, if you say it, no one understands ^______^
girl : omfg!!! my red wine fiasco has started!!! *runs off*
guy: what??
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