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The Fuck You Attendant is the bridesmaid or groomsman in your wedding party who takes up space so that you do not have to include a relative you do not like. The Fuck You Attendant is usually chosen shortly after the disliked relative states that they expect to be involved in the ceremony.
I know I'm just the Fuck You Attendant, but I'm so excited to be part of your big day! By the way, your sister is pouting at table 7.
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The amount of time a parent spends waiting for their child to conform to a parental expectation or rule.
Mother (to father): "What took you so long?"
Father (to mother): "If I have to sit through another fuck you wait, I'm going to ground her til next century. I had to text her five times before she finally came to the car."
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A retort/response to someone you are arguing with.
Ex: When you are arguing with your significant others mom (Regardless of her name) "Fuck you Denise" is said to shut her ass down.
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sandals that are worn regardless of the perceived importance or "social-status" of the event they are worn to.
the higher the importance or perceived social status the sandals are worn to, the more of a "fuck you" it is.
Example 1: I can't believe he wore his fuck-you-sandals to Jane's wedding at the Ritz Carlton!
Example 2: That weird guy in cubicle #202 wore his fuck-you-sandals to the company meeting led by the CEO. And he sat up front! What a douche.
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A thing you say to your homie when he is dating a flat bitch.
Steve: I’m going out with Tara tonight
Me: bro you can’t fuck her personality
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1) Making fun of someone by using the word "fuck you", but also using it as a question.
Devon: yoo that bitch over there just gave me a nasty stare.
Thomas: (looks to girl) hey, fuck you, right?
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