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My boyfriend neglected to tell me about his Skin Jim, and I wasn't amused.
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The act of wasting your alcoholic beverage from your mouth to your shirt when trying to chug more than you can handle i.e.: shot gun, beer bong or just being too drunk to drunk to properly get beverage from point A (hand) to point B (mouth).
From the drinking show "Three sheets" with Zane Lamprey
Carlos attemped to shot gun his beer but was so bad at it he Jim the Cop'd all over his shirt
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term pretty much meaning the same as "idiot" or "loser"....
"oh my god, stop being such a jim-bob"
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the act of fisting and when the hand is completely inside, the hand is then fully opened and closed causing the recipiants eyes and mouth to open and close. think of a puppet and a vantrilaquist.
that bitch was so loose not even the ole' Jim Henson fazed her
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When a female rips off a male's genitals then puts it in an oven and cooks it 1-3 hours, then uses it for a strap on for use on her sexual partner.
Johnny was walking down the street when Maria suddenly spotted him, then pulled down his pants, tore off his genitalia, ran home, baked them at 450 degrees, then invited her partner to gang bang with still festering detached Wang. Johnny then ran down the street screaming. Guess he wasn't too fond of the slim Jim he received!!
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When you give a girl anal for so long your dick turns brown and you have her suck the shit off of your dick like she was eating a slim jim
**Anthony**
My girl love the slim jim after anal
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