Samuel L Jackson

The baddest motha fucka on the face of this planet. HE is fucking in everything and is the most fuckin baddest motha fucka. He was in fuckin Pulp Fiction, Deep Blue Sea, Shaft, Coach Carter, SWAT EVERYTHING FUCKA.

Asshole: "who the fuck is Samuel L Jackson"
Samuel L. Jackson: "Im the baddest mothafucka, you shit tasting mothafucka"
Asshole: "Ok Man back off its cool"
Samuel: "Who the fuck do you think I am."
Samuel: You best back off im getting a little fuckin pissed here."
DONT MESS WITH SAMUEL L JACKSON MOTHA FUCKA

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Samuel Adams Black Lager

Samuel Adams Black Lager it'll get you drunk. One of the most delectable tasting lagers that has ever been introduced to mankind. All in all its classy as fuck. Its full of a delicious and outstanding chocolate caramel taste that will have you wet in your pants before you have a chance to say, "Damn that's some good Mother Fuckin Beer."

Man 1: hey try this beer

Man 2: What is it
Man 1: Its Samuel Adams Black Lager
Man 2: drinks samuel adams black lager "That's classy as fuck!"

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Samuel L. Fucking Jackson

a man who is tired of those mutha fuckin snakes on that mutha fuckin plane

Samuel L. Fucking Jackson: I am SICK and TIRED of these MUTHA FUCKIN SNAKES on THIS MOTHA FUCKIN PLANE GOD DAMNIT AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHH I AINT YELLIN THIS THE WAY I TALK

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Samuel Slater Middle School

A ghetto ass school where there are mad fights, the library teacher got some hot ass breath, the ela teacher can’t stfu about her stupid son, the gym teachers tell us to walk laps and do planks while they sit there and eat mcdonald’s, and this dumb blonde bitch thinks she runs the school. The food is ASS and the school is dirty🤚🏽

Friend: Hey what school you go to
Me: Samuel Slater Middle School
Friend: Damn that’s tufff

Oliver Richard Samuel Santini

The best boyfriend there is. The most patient, caring and always with a heart full of love ;). There is never a bad day when he’s around

Also a huge penis

He loves her so much. Must be an Oliver Richard Samuel Santini

Where is my son, Samuel?

Roblox Youtuber, AlbertsStuff and his friend Jake troll other workers and customers in a Roblox restaurant roleplaying game. Albert and Jake end up making troll accounts named motherofsamuel and samuel54363 and start a long running gag where Albert asks everyone where he can find his son, Samuel.

Where is my son, Samuel? Help me find my son!

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Elijah samuel kurien

Basically a nigga!,
Also search - Moru,Sike,Niggamofo,Mofo

Elijah samuel kurien makes VANAKARI

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