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Turkey-Baconed

1. To spam an online discussion with inane and off-topic comments in an attempt to stifle intelligent debate. Usually done by insecure forum members (fanboys) who are unable to acknowledge or discuss negative aspects of their chosen platform.

2. To derail an online discussion under the guise of "self-moderation".

This term originated on the Playstation 3 (PS3) section of the well respected site AVS Forum. A thread was started to discuss the (then) recently announced $1 billion loss by Sony and how that would affect the pricing and future of the PS3. A small minority of forum members took this to be an attack on the PS3 and proceeded to inundate the thread with off-topic banter and in-jokes (involving turkey-bacon and waffles). Regular forum members continued to try to analyse the subject, but the intelligent and acute postings were overwhelmed by off-topic chatter and the thread eventually closed. Thus, it was said that the thread was "turkey-baconed".

by John Q Law January 23, 2009

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Saggy Turkey

A sexual act done while fisting a person (male or female) where you turn the inserted hand and open fingers then quickly thrust the hand inside the anus or vagina. While preforming this make a turkey gobbling sound the recipients flopping balls and penis (or breasts if female) will resemble the gizzard of a turkey.

the gobbling sound emitted from Matt's room indicated that he had finally preformed the elusive saggy turkey on Phil's anus.

by CoxHall Master October 14, 2007

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Turkey

The most dirty country in the world , tried to fight at least 50 countries and captured around 5. However beautiful, they get it from their higher descendants Greece . The people are dirty, and are horrible to the female side.

''Turkey? Are you made? i would never go there in a billion years!''

by annnnnnnyomos June 15, 2018

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Hairy Turkey

Act of gobbling like a turkey while performing oral sex on an a (unshaved) woman.

"She didn't think it was as funny as I did when I gave her a hairy turkey"

by thatguy@someplace April 12, 2009

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Turkey Box

A rather saggy vaginal opening - akin to the neck of a turkey, or in some cases a ham sandwich.

"Mavis' Turkey Box looks like a bag of giblets, guy!!"

by Lee1984Yate August 1, 2008

10๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


turkey bandit

One who covertly heists turkey sandwiches in the middle of the night.

"We would have some turkey sammiches for the trip, but the turkey bandit got them."

by corn master October 3, 2002

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Going Turkey

Going harder than hard. An updated and more bad ass version of "going ham". This term is not to be used lightly, for it surpasses going ham.

It may include but is not limited to: Drinking insane amounts of grain alcohol till you can't hold your own head up, puking while drinking and then continuing to drink, no sleep, mass amounts of illegal substances, moonshine, hunch punch or absinthe may be a factor.

After 8th shot of 151... "Bro, I am GOING TURKEY tonight!!!!!"

by motorboat26 June 7, 2011

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