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Adjective: Unfortunate / To a degree of the lowest caliber.
"Dane Cook blocked me. Because Any time something bad happened to me I compared it to him." - Reddit user u/Dontneedanything
"I got fired today. This is really the Dane Cook of days."
A person who cooks for other people instead of his/hers husband or family.
"Mum whos that cake for", "son this cake is for my work colleagues", "mum your a cook slag".
A very small minded person who consistently lies about the size of his penis and tries to pay male prostitutes for sexual favors.
I went to have sex with this guy the other day and he Joel cooked me on his size.
A person who shits his pants whenever he smokes weed then without changing goes inside and sticks his dick in a jar of mayonnaise then proceeds to throat fuck his mother in-law until she agrees to let him use her PayPal to pay for a dog collar he can wear when he goes to the cemetery to dig up a corpse and fuck it while a midget jumps on its stomach so all the black organ juices shoot out of its ass while he cums into the ground so hard that the midget gets a splash back.
Person 1. Our Kid looks tired today.
Person 2. It’s probably from that Raz Cooke he did yesterday.
Person 1. Damn, I love doing those.
A lying man whore pussy ass bitch.
Troy Cook is a lying pussy ass bitch.
Cooking a large amount of ground red meat.
I don't have time to spend all afternoon cooking batches of this beef so I'm just going to cook Krang.