being sauced/drunk out of your skull.
Dude, Bud shouldn't have slept with that fat chic last night. He was so ham-sauced.
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To jack off or to beat during a class or session
Kid 1: Did you hear about that kid in third period?
Kid 2: No, why what happened?
Kid 1: I heard he pulled a J. Ham and got caught
Kid 2: Ewww! Gross
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Sucking dick. Blowing on the ham bone.
Your mom is so good at sloppin’ ham.
Rachel loves sloppin’ ham.
I’m gonna pick up a hooker tonight for a little sloppin’ ham. Hope she’s toothless from meth use. Love the gum action.
A large, floppy labia, usually due to overuse or improper maintenance. Often found in pairs.
Carl: Honey Boo Boo's mom is enormous.
Rico: Yeah, I bet she's got a real nasty set of Ham Napkins.
Carl: I'd still do her. I think I have a problem.
Big, baggy, voluptuous vagina
Grace your ham pancake is hanging out!
Has its roots in your moms pants. a very meaty pussy.
I fucked your mom last night, and she had a serious ham taco lol
Weekend ham is when you and your boyfriend have been too busy during the week to have sex so you make time on the weekend.
Since we've been quite busy lately do you fancy some weekend ham?