blue noodle

The act of dipping your dick in blue paint and smacking your girlfriend across the face leaving a dick shaped stamp.

Guy 1: Hey man what did you and Cindy get up to at the party last night.
Guy 2: We got fucked up and I gave her a blue noodle in the garage.

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Noodle Burgler

Another name for a woman's Vagina.

Dude...I got my dick stuck up inside that noodle burgler

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Noodle Choker

A noodle choker is a person who routinely sucks on cock.

Ben is a well known noodle choker on campus.

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Sticky Noodle

A sticky noodle is a penis with lots of semen all over it. A sticky noodle is usually a penis with pubic hair.

Is that glue or semen? If it's semen, then that is one Sticky Noodle.

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Noodle Bucket

The asshole of a fat chick

Hey dudes, I just plugged that chubby chick in the noodle bucket!

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Danger Noodle

1. A Venomous Snake
2. Someone with a monster dong

Beware of that Danger Noodle.
I was with this boi last night and dang, all I can say is Danger Noodle. It threatened my life.

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noodle slurper

A perjorative term for a homosexual.

Look at these two noodle slurpers over here in the Mini Cooper, they are probably headed to San Francisco for the Gay Pride parade.

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