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Being envious of people who have iPads.
Once I boarded my plane I took out my iPad. You should have seen all of pad-vy.
When you rip ass and it sounds similar to a pig squealing
Cooper “I just absolutely shit myself. Sounded just like a pig. What an Oink Pad”
a notebook someone takes in the bathroom with them when they shower or bathe so he or she can write down ideas that come to them as they wash up.
When I get ideas while in the shower, I jot them down on my water pad, so I don't forget them when I get out.
When you naai your chick in the hol
awe bitch wil jy die grond pad vat
When a man shaves his pubic region completely clean a few days before plowing a woman. After a couple or three days the hair will take on a short stubble/prickly like texture. The woman then rides the man and with each thrust she feels the scratchy surface against her. Thus she feels like she is fucking a scratch pad.
The scratch pad I am sporting has given so many girls horrific rashes when we are done fucking.
The toilet paper cushioning you place in the bowl before making a fecal deposit. The mud pad prevents an anus soaked in toilet water.
Hey, Trevor, have you noticed that Brendan never uses a mud pad when he is on the shitter? He must love getting toilet germs in his anus.