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february 12

international blowjob day

Omg it's february 12 i have to give someone a blowjob

by gongrojhe56 February 9, 2022


December 12

On December 12th, the most amazing guy was born. He always knows how to make you smile when you’re upset and pick you up when you’re at your lowest of times. He’s tall, cute, funny, and has a great singing voice. He has a huge gaming addiction, and is honestly the best at it. I hope your birthday is as special as you are!

Her : It’s December 12! Happy birthday! I love you
Him : Thanks! I love you too!

by 2xxy3 December 9, 2021


December 12

they say that times changed
honey they don't know what we both know
lifelines against all odds
if you take this glimmer and turn it into open fire
could you believe all the things that you'd see
and i see a unicorn riding on
and it starts to fart out glitter
and thats why i love you
so don't be afraid
have a piece of its wings
and legs salted
marinated
tastes beautiful
like a rainbow

today i was insecure. and i doubted my heart.
then i had cauliflower, later lentils. it all completed the picture.
The picture of December 12. Open it, please.

by Krkič December 12, 2020


Oiger 12

He's the twelfth iteration of the Oiger Monarchy. He is best friends with Greeble Mo. His reign will last until the sun dies out. Fun fact, Oigers can live up to 6 billion years, or not very long because of their Achilles toe. Hates Michael Gonad individuals.

The Oiger 12 Monarchy will rule for as long as the human race lives!

by Plonky4 November 4, 2022


iPhone 12

iPhone 12 is a phone made by Apple, announced with other phones and HomePod mini.

they announced iPhone 12 on October 13

by HKPradil October 23, 2020


april 12

the day in which you have to slap anyone you know with the name jaden/jayden. make sure it’s a big slap!!!

ahh today is april 12! where is jaden/jayden? i need to slap their big ass booty!

by sowjndkaoajdks April 10, 2022


May 12

may 12 is the day where the most kinky bitches been born.

“yo whens yo bday?”

may 12, why?”

“damn, i bet yo ass kinky”

by shawnwnwn September 8, 2021

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