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Person 1: Oh hey acid
Acid: OMG I HAVE SO MUCH TO TELL YOU ABOUT NATALIA!
Person 1: …. not again
Parasitic acid is unknown and not many people know what it is, but here right now sitting my ass on my computer with Doritos residue on my fingers found out. Parasitic acid is actually found in every single gas station in existence and only is found in gas stations, it’s this weird green stuff called MTN DEW and it tastes like shit, and it’s the most toxic substance I’ve ever consumed like it’s truly phenomenal that such a product like this could even exist like there’s advertisement for this game called call of duty with this skeleton man on it like I just can’t stop drinking this but I hate it so much, but maybe it’s just that the feeling of my organs getting ruptured on the inside and my arteries getting clogged and internal bleeding going everywhere it’s just so magnificent.
Loser 1: hey wanna listen to Weezer while we drink parasitic acid aka Mountain Dew? Idiot 2: sure man I love getting sent to the emergency room!
A nasty, crusty, fucking high person. Usually a Florida man or a middle schooler. You know the crackhead kid that watched a shit ton of anime ,never showered, snorted pixy stix, and was an over all dick wad from your middle school? Yeah him. Thats a skunk on acid.
"Holy fuck shawn finally left the school" "I know he got expelled for shiting in the sink on floor 2's bathroom" "damn what a skunk on acid"