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When one gets their girl so wet that they can gather the pussy juices on a spoon to freeze overnight to eat another time.
Gavin: "Hey Ashley would you help me make some Alaskan ice spoons?"
Ashley: "Sure what do we need?"
Gavin: "I need to gather your pussy juices to freeze overnight so we can enjoy them tomorrow."
Ashley: "Sure lets fuck and have a bucket to get as much juice as possible!"
Gavin: "Sounds like a plan my Alaskan Ice Spoon. <3"
When a man ejaculates on a woman's stomach and seamen fills the belly button creating what appears to be a swimming pool that is frozen.
Last night I gave Courtney an Alaskan swimming pool.
The act of lighting a women's pubes on fire during intercourse, and proceding to put it out with your cum
Goddamn, Brian, I nearly burned the whole house down trying to give that bitch the alaskan prairie fire!
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Ex.1:The act of injecting diarrhea into a baked potato and having someone eat it.
Ex.2:Cutting out the inside of a potato, shitting in it, baking it and then serving it.
Joey Hudson:"Jerry Alaskan Potato Bombed me last night".
Aaron: "How'd it taste"?
Joey Hudson: "Fuck You".
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When you shove a salmon half way up your ass and you let a grizzly bear eat it out while you fuck an Eskimo
Johnny did the Alaskan thunder fuck with Akna and “Ben” from Grizzly Adams while on vacation in the Inuit Village.
A giant, pink, will-eat-anything worm from Alaska. As seen on the episode of Spongebob Squarepants when a fish-guy's butt got eaten. Along with Sandy's tail.
"But it's an ALASKAN. BULL. WORM." -Spongebob
"Come home before curfew or you will get eaten by an ALASKAN BULL WORM." - your mom
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When a girl burns off her pubes with a lighter, she creates an Alaskan Forestfire.
"When I was havin' sex, that bitch pulled out a lighter and burnt off her pubes;" she gave herself an Alaskan Forestfire.
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