We can cure it today... We had the solution all along... Trannies... Just... It's just trannies... They're the alcoholic's natural enemy... Just think... Alcohol is exactly how the get you with the ol' tricky Nixon... 2 am comes around and that broad shouldered chick with the Adam's apple ain't looking too bad...
Hym "The only thing I love more that 'being right' and 'hatred' is my arch-nemesis being wrong! I guess you DON'T need a religious experience to stop people from drinking, huh Jordan? You just need to put trannies on all of the beer cans. There goes your 'We can't just give people money! They'll buy beer!' Not if there is a tranny face on it! Alcoholism solved! Now all we have to do is get ALL of the beer companies to put trannies on their beer. We can save them Jordan. We can save every alcoholic on the planet today. All you have to do is release me... Release me and I'll convince them... We can stop alcoholism over night"
An alcoholic that no longer drinks
A dry alcoholic is a person who has overcome being and alcoholic and so therefore, no longer drinks
Someone who claims that there is a such thing as memory. They usually use this tactic when attempting to break someone.
Person 1: TELL ME THE TRUTH! I CAN READ UR MIND AND SEE THAT U REMEMBER IT HAPPENING.
Person 2: Shut up u non alcoholic queer
Alcoholic Blackout is a term for a memory loss after drinking too much alcohol.People who experience alcoholic blackouts often does not remember anything they did or anything that happen in a period after they start drinking.
Mark: Dude,do you remember last night when you try seduce my mother
Joseph: No,what?
Mark: You drank to much last night,probably you experienced an alcoholic blackout
The only drink that will soothe the pain once your spouse passes. This drink originated in Las Vegas, Nevada. It consists of Pineapple Malibu, Absolute Pear, and Pineapple Orange Juice.
This drink will knock you on your ass, don't be a pussy with the vodka.
"My husband passed away a month ago"
"I'm so sorry, is there anything I can do?"
"I'll be fine, I just made myself a glass of Alcoholic Widows!"
"Shit you'll be good in an hour!"
When you like alcohol, can hold your liquor and you drink often but are not an alcoholic.
she’s like borderline alcoholic but likes to be called alcohol friendly