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A shitty comeback quote used by 8th graders
7th grader: hey how ya doin?
8th Grader: DID I ASK?
When someone in the group chat (or in general) says something no one asked about in the conversation.
Bill Cosby Group Chat
John:yo tim, you wont believe it something crazy happened at the mall today!
Tim:what happened?
John:I saw THE Bill Cosby in the mall today harrassing a woman!
Tim:YOOO THATS SICK!! Did you take any pictures?
Bob:yo what happened?
John:I Just saw THE Bill Cosby in the mall today!
Bob:Who?
John:What do you mean who? This entire group chat is about bill cosby!
Bob: ASKED!!! Hahaha, haha, haaa...
Tim:Did i ask?
Bob:what?
Tim:For you to stay in this group chat?
Bob was kicked from the group chat.
A response suitable for multiple occasions, usually when the person who said it is annoyed.
Many consider using this as either annoying and immature or a good comeback.
Tread cautiously when using this as a reply.
- Dave: Dude, I can’t believe you don’t like Marvel. Who doesn’t?
- Leo: Did I ask?
- Miranda: Dang, roasted!
- Dave: Bro, I was just asking. Jeez.
Those bitches are washing the families dirty laundry without asking first
Ask a American day is when you can ask a American for anything another American can’t ask for anything anyone else from another country can and what ever the person ask you have to answer or do
Brit: hey it’s the 5th of June
American: so
Brit: it’s ask a American day
American: oh ok ask what want and I will answer or do it
When bitch gets all mouthy and then wonders why you smack her one.
"Why'd you smack Sally in the kisser, Johnny?"
"What? The broad was asking for it!"
A shortened way of saying, "You may only speak to me when I give you direct permission to do so."
This phrase is usually only most effective if the user is of higher authority than the targeted person. Otherwise, the targeted person could respond with "I didn't either" in which both persons should halt speaking with each other as continuing on would be immature.
Bob and Jim are co-owners of a company. Billy is a lowly grunt working for them.
Bob: Hey Jim. You should stop eating fast food. Did you know that fast food is bad for you because...
Jim: I didn't ask
Bob: I apologize for the inconvenience I may have caused you, Jim. I was genuinely attempting to inform you of the dangers of fast food, because I worry about you and care for you.
Jim: I didn't ask
Bob: I didn't either
Jim: ...
Bob: ...
Bill: Hey guys! I just posted my name onto Urban Dictionary!!!
Bob & Jim: I didn't ask
Bill (pathetic retard): :( I can't say anything because if I do, I'll get fired