The Aunt Missy Special

A fart so rancid it can clear everyone in a room, but nobody knows it was you.

Person 1: Eww it smells so damn bad in here
Person 2: I think someone let out the Aunt Missy Special.

Aunt B's Snatch

Another name for non-descript - party alcohol or mixed drink, either in the inexpensive or of an uncommon variety. These batches of liquor usually involve a picture of an animal, fruits or old people to attract their victims as they stroll through the liquor store. Besides Betty White, Aunt B is one of the most venerable "old lady's" around and one can imagine she would have a hooch stash behind the baked beans or baking soda for those special occasions. Snatch is similar sounding to "hooch" and this nomenclature adds a more comedic vibe to the drink...... if not rekindling the sexual fantasies of our great grandfather's youth while at the same time knocking the dust off a once was for sure a very vibrant and active young muffin.

The float down the Frio River was going great until I had polished off the last bit of Aunt B's Snatch and I busted my tube on a hidden underwater branch.

My Aunt Pammy:For Her Birthday

Hey people so this is for my aunt anyway,Hallo Aunt Pammy I love you!!! happy Birthday you are amazing and although you can be annoying you make it up by leaving us alone to calm down.There are many flaws about everybody in this world and there are people with more than other but you are one with a small amount of flaws and even though it may not seem like it I love you more than Eric,Mommy, And Grammy combined!I love you sooooooo much

My Aunt Pammy:For Her Birthday:Hey! That was only so I can post this!!!

double-half-aunt

Daughter of a paternal grandmother with maternal grandfather, in other words, maternal half-sister of one's father and paternal half-sister of one's mother at the same time or also is a daughter of a maternal grandmother with paternal grandfather, in other words, paternal half-sister of one's father and maternal half-sister of one's mother at the same time.

My double-half-aunt is a good person.

double-half-aunt

1- Half-sister of mother and of father at the same time.
2- Daughter of maternal grandmother (mother's mother) and of paternal grandfather (father's father) at the same time.
3- Daughter of paternal grandmother (father's mother) and of maternal grandfather (mother's father) at the same time.

My double-half-aunt is a good person.

double-half-aunt

1- Half-sister of mother and of father at the same time.
2- Child of maternal grandmother (mother's mother) and of paternal grandfather (father's father) at the same time.
3- Child of paternal grandmother (father's mother) and of maternal grandfather (mother's father) at the same time.
4- Two parents's half-sister.

My double-half-aunt is a good person.

Ur Aunt issa Toaster

The best roast of all you can ever use if somebody tells you "ur grandpap a trap"
Completely destroy their IQ and emotions with this

1:ur mom gay

2:well ur dad lesbian

1:no u

2:well ur granny tranny

1:but ur grandpap a trap

2: and ur aunt issa toaster
*1 immediately dies and falls*