How to get away with murder

You're planning something aren't you?

If you're going to look up how to get away with murder then you really need help

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Cricket ball throw away

A unit of distance measurement meaning, not very far.

While looking at Google maps

"How far away from the nightlife are way staying in Palma de Mallorca?"

"Oh, just a cricket ball throw away!"

Put your dick away

Verb.
1. Term used to tell someone to stop being horny.

Guy 1 "Yo i wanna nail that chick."
Guy 2 "Bro put your dick away."

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piss on it and walk away

A) what a dog does with anything it can't chew, smell or play with

B ) a variation of 'spit on it and walk away': walk away, from any experience, even a negative one, with your head held high and move onto bigger and better things, rather than let said experience frustrate you further.

In terms of anger management, our youth should learn what piss on it and walk away definition b) means.

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run-away bride-eyes

Big bugged-out eyes like that chick who purposefully disappeared before she was supposed to get married.

Check out that chick with the run-away bride-eyes. Her eyeballs look like they are popping out her head. Two words: d-caff...

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why is that duck running away

Because you're holding a shotgun and a condom you caring redneck duck murdering bastard

Why is that duck running away
The duck is running away because the horny redneck was going to rape and cook it.

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text away your dignity

1.) a term used when one desperately desires the physical company of another (regardless of whether or not such an act is be prohibited by the existence of long distance boyfriend/girlfriend) and tries to achieve this through texting
2.) When, after consuming alcohol or illicit substances, you decide to text inappropriate things to inappropriate people. The loss of dignity is especially mortifying if no response is ever received. Typically followed by vows to never drink again the following morning after checking your outbox.
3.) Drunk texting gone very, very bad. If "hey boy" by the Blow has ever seemed like it could be your theme song, you've probably texted away your dignity

hungover girl: "ugh look what i texted to deleted boy last night! and he never texted anything back?! oh god i'm going to have to hide from him forever"
her friend: "wow, way to text away your dignity"

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