awesomeness in action

Noun. Something amazing, wonderful, and/or marvelous.

After hearing Lauren & KC's song 'Rollin in da Money', everyone exclaimed, "Wow! That song is awesomeness in action!"

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fucking awesome

Fucking awesome has a wide variety of uses. It can be used positively, but recent ground-breaking linguistic research at Johnstone High School has revealed it can be used as a positive or negative reply to almost anything. The sheer awesomeness of the phrase (it has an awe factor of 10099892) allows it to discard the traditional roles of positive and negative.

however, the actual meaning of fucking awesome is unclear.

"You just got raped by a sailor called Enrique!"

correct reply "Fucking awesome"
incorrect reply "My anus hurts"

"The ice-cream/cocaine van is here"

correct reply "Fucking awesome"
incorrect reply "I don't like ice-cream."

"What is your opinion on gay marriage, the US occupation of Iraq and Martha Stewart?"

correct reply "They're all fucking awesome"
incorrect reply "I oppose gay marriage, love the Iraq war and would like to baste Mrs. Stewart's goose."

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Hockey-Awesome

An adjective describing something so fucking incredible that no other combination of words do it justice.

Jason, your new boots are awesome. No, they're HOCKEY-AWESOME!

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Wicked Awesome

Something that is unbelievably cool or "Out of this world".

Ah, man. This song is wicked awesome, dude.

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get awesome

the use of recreational drugs to become "high" either through weed or any illegal substance

dude lets have some fun tonight, i got some weed for us to get awesome with!

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Awesome Hair

Hair that swirls and falls around your face perfectly. The kind of hair that looks just that much sexier when all messed up or wet. The kind of hair that can be the difference between "yes!" and "I'm just not looking for a relationship right now."

Doing it wrong:

hair gel.( just. no.)
cutting your beautiful sexy curly hair. *brb, crying*
SHAVING YOUR FUCKING HEAD. (potatoes are sexy, amiright?)
Getting anything shaved into your hair. (Seriously, your skull is not a billboard.)

examples of awesome hair are welcome here

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Awesomeness Level

One who is more awesome than another.

Ashlyn has a lower "Awesomeness Level" than Danny, whose awesomeness level is the 100 out of 100