everything bagel

Someone who is of mixed race, including part Jewish.

Juan's mother is 1/4 Mexican, 1/4 Black, 1/4 Irish and 1/4 French. His father is Jewish. He's an everything bagel!

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Jiz-bagel

A bagel in which the condiment is replaced with jiz contrast to the cream cheese or butter bagel.

The customer was rather snobish so the baker gave him a nice Jiz-bagel instead of the plain with cream cheese

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eat bagels

Eating out someone's ass.

Yeah, I like to eat bagels sometimes.

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Finagle that bagel

A sneaky and edgy way of getting that bread

I don't know man, doesn't seem right.
C'mon dude, just finagle that bagel.

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Bagel Party

A gathering where the crowd is vastly comprised of females.

Gawd, Janet! There's NO men here! This place is a TOTAL bagel party!

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scum bagel

When your bagel doesn't have cream cheese on it.

"He has a scum bagel".
"Yeah, won't even let him but cream cheese on it".

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skank bagel

an insult used to define a vagina that is as wide as a bagel due to taking too many cocks

i fucked this chick last night who had a skank bagel between the legs

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