A homeless individual caught in their natural habitat eating cheesy ,garbage juice soaked bagel
Omg look over there we got a trash bagel ninja going ham on that ham trash bagel hamster
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Stale Bagel, A term given to a teenager who acts indifferent to their parents after getting into a relationship
"Hey wanna come watch a movie with me sport?"
"Whatever dad you know I have a date with Stacy."
"Oh lose the attitude and don't be a stale bagel."
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A sneaky and edgy way of getting that bread
I don't know man, doesn't seem right.
C'mon dude, just finagle that bagel.
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A gathering where the crowd is vastly comprised of females.
Gawd, Janet! There's NO men here! This place is a TOTAL bagel party!
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When your bagel doesn't have cream cheese on it.
"He has a scum bagel".
"Yeah, won't even let him but cream cheese on it".
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Man 1: "Dude she's hot"
Man 2: "Don't do it, she has a crunchy bagel"
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