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Where two people "like" each other's posts on Facebook repeatedly.
Usually found in couples, these like battles can go on for hours, even days.
Here's how it works: Person A posts a status. Person B likes the status, then replies. Person A likes Person B's comment, and replies again. Person B likes Person A's comment, then replies. And so on.
(Facebook Status)
Bob: So excited for the weekend!
Megan likes this.
Megan: Can't wait to see you! ;)
Bob likes this.
Bob: Don't forget to bring the stuff!
Megan likes this.
Megan: Okay, see ya.
Bob likes this.
Bob: Bye! :)
Megan likes this.
Megan: Bye! ;)
Bob likes this.
John: Hey nice like battle you got going on here.
Megan and Bob like this.
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Self Harm scars. Many people refer to Self Harm scars as Battle Scars. Because some people look at them and it’s a reminder that they survived.
Sarah: "Yes, I have battle scars."
Joe: "What are battle scars?"
Sarah: "It's what I refer to my self harm scars as"
Joe: "That's actually cool, but i'm sorry you went through that"
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a physical, testosterone-driven conflict between a comically excessive number of bro (usually opposing bro squads), especially when the aforementioned bros are inebriated and the offense in question is either petty or even nonexistent. Once this pseudo-offense occurs, a battle broyale will escalate extremely rapidly and must resolve of its own volition. It is best for bystanders to remain uninvolved and, if necessary, diverge themselves from the path of the conflict. Signs of an impending battle broyale include, but are not limited to: aggressive body posture of the general bro assembly; the removing of any remaining polos, tap out, affliction (ect.) shirts; the bowing of chests (bare or otherwise); statements like "WTF Bro?". All bros involved in a battle broyale, inebriated as they are, will leave it believe they are clearly the victor and making claims such as, "you should see the other guy!" It is for this reason that battle broyales are a frequently reoccurring event in brodom.
as a subject: The bros bumped shoulders and a battle broyale began forthwith.
as an object: His need to brotect Derrick resulted in a colossal battle broyale.
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A strange head gear toy made by Arnone. This amazing toy can act as a periscope that sucks in water and shoots it out. This awesome idea was stolen by some prick company and Arnone got nothing. Bastards.
Arnone: So, yoo squeeeze de, de ..things on ze side and it inhales water and zen you can fiiiiire it at ze enemy! I call eet ze BATTLESCOPE!!
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If you already know what a cat is then, we'll let you know that the word battle means that you're basically comitting ww2 all over again.
oh no! The germans are using a battle cat against us!
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crack cocaine "cooked" using jet fuel; usually available only on military bases
They went on a ten hour crack binge at their army friend's "battle cocktail" party.
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An online game where a large group of characters try to kill and survive each other. Most Battle Royales are cancer and absolute shit. These perimeters include Player Unknown Battle Grounds (PUBG), Fortnite, and Apex Legends, and an unquantifiable amount of ripoff.
Trash: Have you played this Battle Royale?
Not Trash: Go fuck yourself.
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