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Beaver Hunting

1) Tiger woods favorite sport. 2) Actually hunting and killing beavers.

Guy 1) Hey you wanna go beaver hunting with me?

Guy 2) Who do i look like, tiger woods?

by Moko101 August 17, 2010

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Beaver Shit

A shit so monstrous in size that it falls across the opening of the toilet, and prevents anything but the water from going down. Much like a beaver will dam a river by felling a tree across it.

Salman just took such a huge beaver shit, that he had to break up the log with a pencil, just to get everything to flush.

by Grundle123 February 25, 2009

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big beaver

big beaver is a town in beaver county pa... it is pretty much quite its out in the country alot of small farms and more beaver then any were esle in this side of the state... no really there a new strip club (there was a rub and tub but it got busted) a adult book store with live girls, and last a swingers club all with in a .25 miles... the name fits well..

you going to that new titty bar out in big beaver tonite?

by the big beav October 13, 2009

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smashing beavers

When a chick is grinding, rubbing, and thrusting her beaver (pussy) against her lesbian (bi-curious?)partner's beaver. Term "smashing beavers" is used when this activity becomes quite aggresive and smashing occurs between clitori in order to facilitate maximum stimulation.

The nonverbal signal for this is to make a "Spock" gesture with both hands, and smash the crux of the V's together.

Tiffany and Veronica started out slowly rubbing their vaginas together on my couch, but as they both neared climax, they got so heated up that they began smashing beavers. I could hear it from the kitchen!

or

I make the smashing beavers sign with my hands everytime I see lesbians to denote what their favorite activity is to my friends.

by ADyBl January 18, 2006

43๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


beaver gravy

Gravy-like discharge from an aroused female's vagina.

I mopped up her beaver gravy with Italian bread while she looked at porn.

by Big Dick Vain September 27, 2006

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beaver bacon

the dangling excess vagina lippage, also known as roast beef

that slut had some real beaver bacon

by winey May 15, 2011

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beaver cookie

Discharge from a womans vagina, dried into wafer like shapes.

Dude my girlfriends panties were totally filled with beaver cookies, and I fed them to little brother

by BeaverCookieMunchies January 1, 2010

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