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Beef plank

A form of cock and ball torture. Some walking on your bacon snake.

To “walk the beef plank” a long night out finished with a hot vindaloo and some 6inch stelletos up and down the “beef plank”. An old pirate term for a homosexual.

by Jammothet April 13, 2021


cold beef

When you had a beef with someone that either happened a long time ago and you haven't seen them, or you have and it's been left unresolved.

I don't want to go to that party tonight. Ricky is going to be there and me and him have some cold beef from last semester.

by slicknasty May 2, 2020


Beef Schweat

The moist combination of sweat and sex juices that trickle down the taint and ball sack during hot, vigorous sexual activity.

I need a towel to wipe up the beef schweat.

I still got the beef schweat this morning. I dicked her good.

Rachel always goes down on me after sex. She loves the taste of my beef schweat.

by Eaton Holgoode December 21, 2017


beef nut

The larger left testicle of a muscular bovine of a man.

I was just in the football team’s shower after practice this morning and I saw Chad’s sack. Man has a Thiqué beef nut on him.

by Cômrådę Thicqué December 25, 2020


allow the beef

A British phrase that is said when their is a fight or argument about to start meaning , "don't fight just leave it "

"Why do you guys always have arguments , just allow the beef , man chu"

by like_em_all December 17, 2014


Beef Weddington

beef wed-ing tuhn verb, noun

verb

1. Act of being tea-bagged in the basement.

noun

1. Road kill

2. Serial killer victim, wrapped in plastic wrap, set in the Sun to rot for 8 business days.

Charlie's planning a special beef weddington this week, I'd stay out of town if I were you.

by JohJohnsderRickysBrother July 19, 2019


Beef Skin

A condom.

She won’t let me take her to pound town without a beef skin.

My beef skin burst during sex last night. Call me daddy.

This beef skin package says ribbed for her pleasure. What about mine?

by Eaton Holgoode May 3, 2018